HERE IS THE SHOCKING TRUTH about Jonathan Coulton’s ability to write a thing a week:
TWO HEADS
TWO BEARDS
TWO IDENTICAL COULTONS
with a mysterious triangle hanging between them.
Here they are at LaGuardia airport as we prepare to fly to Chicago for the 2 shows.
(2PM at Borders on Sunday; 7PM at 2nd City on Monday: BOTH FREE)
THAT IS ALL
1974, WASHINGTON, DC: Gerald Ford pardons Richard Nixon.
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Ford’s pardon was the first use of the new, state-of-the-art White House pardoning pool. Previously, a presidential pardon was conveyed in the unhygienic shallows of the Potomac River.
But now Ford could wash Nixon of his sins in perfect privacy, in a heated pool with Jacuzzi jets, and using a brand-new brush made from the beard of Rutherford B. Hays (the Grant Beard Brush had long since been stolen).
I appreciate bringing Coulton back from the giant robots that held him in their evil, contrite clutches, but using your Themysciran mirror pyramid to create these coultonunculi has simply gone too far.
Look at those eyes — do they have the spark, the wit of the original Coulton? I fear not. I only hope I am proven wrong.
Comment by Glenn Peters — September 30, 2006 @ 1:43 pm
This means that the dual Coultons each write one wonderful song every other week, still a superhuman feat. I demand another explanation.
Comment by Laurie — September 30, 2006 @ 3:02 pm
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