CAT IN A LOBSTER SKIN SHAWL
You recall that old Tennessee Williams play, surely?
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1974, WASHINGTON, DC: Gerald Ford pardons Richard Nixon.
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Ford’s pardon was the first use of the new, state-of-the-art White House pardoning pool. Previously, a presidential pardon was conveyed in the unhygienic shallows of the Potomac River.
But now Ford could wash Nixon of his sins in perfect privacy, in a heated pool with Jacuzzi jets, and using a brand-new brush made from the beard of Rutherford B. Hays (the Grant Beard Brush had long since been stolen).
So is this the “furry old lobster” Jonathan Coulton sings so fondly of? (And, maybe more to the point, would he remember to feed this cat?
Comment by Fred — October 31, 2006 @ 11:18 am
Must admit that is the cutest furry old lobster I have ever seen..
Comment by Annje — October 31, 2006 @ 12:22 pm
There isn’t a very good chance that JoCo would forget to feed her – Simone is pretty hard to ignore when she’s hungry.
Comment by julie coulter — October 31, 2006 @ 2:22 pm
no wonder cats constantly want to destroy human kind hahahha!
Comment by Anonymous — November 1, 2006 @ 7:25 pm