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THIS HAS SOMETHING to with the something.
SOME KIND of super orange game.
BUT YOU ARE YOUNG. You can figure out all the connections.
ALL I KNOW IS: it sounds beautiful.
That is all.
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1974, WASHINGTON, DC: Gerald Ford pardons Richard Nixon.
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Ford’s pardon was the first use of the new, state-of-the-art White House pardoning pool. Previously, a presidential pardon was conveyed in the unhygienic shallows of the Potomac River.
But now Ford could wash Nixon of his sins in perfect privacy, in a heated pool with Jacuzzi jets, and using a brand-new brush made from the beard of Rutherford B. Hays (the Grant Beard Brush had long since been stolen).
Oh man, I think you totally just spoiled the ending to the game I was just playing like thirty seconds ago. D: I’m not gonna keep watching long enough to figure out if it is, though
Brilliant game though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb7aDZeO_MQ
Comment by RavenWorks — October 16, 2007 @ 12:12 am
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
Comment by Tyler — October 17, 2007 @ 9:42 am
That was a joke. haha. fatchance.
Comment by SG — October 17, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
Jonathan Coulton, your street cred amongst nerds just jumped +4 points.
Seriously though, I send congratulations (via John, naturally).
Comment by Jim — October 17, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
Please put the device on the ground and lay on the ground with your arms at your sides or you will miss the party.
Comment by Psycho Bird Zone Boy — October 18, 2007 @ 10:27 pm
Did Coulton really need anymore street cred among nerds?
Comment by Ian — October 22, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
It’s related to Gordon’s narrative!!
Comment by sspeier — October 24, 2007 @ 1:21 am
Beyond the obvious implications of it being posted in Hodg-man’s blog, just the lyrics made he suspect it was a Coulton song. God, I love that bearded man.
Comment by Elizabeth Goldberg — October 27, 2007 @ 11:32 pm
I’m just wondering how long until some bright spark lead singer from ‘emo’ band comes out for the encore playing this song acoustically before the rest of the band joins him for their newest single about being sad and lonely.
Comment by BC — October 31, 2007 @ 3:33 pm