PRESUMABLY IN AN EFFORT TO ANNOY ME, Coulton continues to claim that he is “playing a concert” tonight in the fictional American city of CHICAGO.
THIS, of course, is IMPOSSIBLE. I dare you to prove me wrong with pictures.
That is all.
1974, WASHINGTON, DC: Gerald Ford pardons Richard Nixon.
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! I missed his last concert at the Birchmere because they sold out in like five picoseconds! Damn you, fictional Chicagoans for being able to enjoy the amazing trio that is Storm, Paul, and Coulton! (in that order)
Comment by Adam N — February 28, 2009 @ 2:08 pm
i love when people claim to be playing in fictional cities, but it’s odd that he only listed the one. why not include oz, wonderland, and shangri la?
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I thought we addressed this at your last book reading here?
You stated you only said Chicago was ficticious to annoy us.
Was this a lie? What else have you been lying about?
IS THIS EVEN JOHN HODGMAN’S BLOG?!
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