FOR THE LAZY AND ILLITERATE
HELLO LAZY AND ILLITERATE FRIENDS! Go get a friend to read this imitation blog post to you, because you might find this news interesting.
YES: WE BEGIN RECORDING THE AUDIOBOOK OF “MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE” today.
BY WE, I mean: me and several surprise guests…
SOME OF WHOM will not be a surprise at all (COULTON!);
AND SOME OF WHOM will be a complete surprise… UNLESS YOU CHOSE THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY OVER FLIGHT AND ARE USING IT TO SPY ON ME.
(IN WHICH CASE, I SAY TO YOU: good job. You made the right choice.)
OTHERWISE, I SAY TO YOU: I cannot wait to see you all through the microphone as I record this “read-aloud version of a book for illiterate people and people too lazy to turn pages.”
That is all.




