PER @randazzoj THIS MORNING on Twitter,

EVERY NOW AND THEN, when bones are slow, I require myself to watch these film clips.

HERE IS CLIP ONE

AND HERE IS CLIP “HOMAGE”

THAT IS ALL

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE IT, but the other day I received a nice electronic xmas card from @alyankovic himself, whom I’ve never met, but long admired, FOR THE OBVIOUS REASONS.

THEN I RECEIVED A LINK to this performance in which Weird Al sings with THREE OF FOUR PIXIES, which you must admit is a pretty good average.

W. AL SOUNDS GOOD, do not you think?

ALTHOUGH I hope he secretly changed the words to “I PEED” at least once.

IN ANY CASE, this amazing crossover event was brought to you by a good and HEARTBREAKING CAUSE. You can find out more HERE.

That is all.

IT JUST OCCURRED to me that SATURNALIA is almost upon us, and I have barely begun my shopping.

AS I HEAD OUT TO THE SATURNALIA COURT at the Mall of America, perhaps you will enjoy this classic holiday tale from MAC AND PC.

ALSO, AS YOU ARE SHOPPING: may I recommend WASHINGTON WALNUTS and BACON SCARVES?

(WHY am I asking you for permission? I TAKE IT BACK.)

SO, whether you like it or not: WASHINGTON WALNUTS and BACON SCARVES.

That is all.

I HAD NOT REALIZED IT, but according to the INTERNET:

MR. DICK CAVETT and I have more in common than merely my audioback book.

WITNESS:

THAT IS ALL.

BECAUSE I am a Famous Minor Television Personality, I do not merely use the Internet.

SOMETIMES THE INTERNET COMES DIRECTLY TO MY HOUSE. As you will see below.

I ENJOYED VERY MUCH the visit from Alex and Kevin Internet. You should invite them over!

That is all.