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December 10, 2009

MERRY SATURNALIA

IT JUST OCCURRED to me that SATURNALIA is almost upon us, and I have barely begun my shopping.

AS I HEAD OUT TO THE SATURNALIA COURT at the Mall of America, perhaps you will enjoy this classic holiday tale from MAC AND PC.

ALSO, AS YOU ARE SHOPPING: may I recommend WASHINGTON WALNUTS and BACON SCARVES?

(WHY am I asking you for permission? I TAKE IT BACK.)

SO, whether you like it or not: WASHINGTON WALNUTS and BACON SCARVES.

That is all.

Posted by hodg-man @ 9:35 am | Comments (33)

Filed under: "should have gotten a mac", bacon scarves, beefeaters, sol invictus, tele-arcana, that mitchell and web internet, tubes (series), washington walnuts

@donttrythis honestly, it's absurd that you were not there. Now I have new vengeance to plot! in reply to donttrythis 1 week ago
@hannahtinti that's a nice thing to say! But I dont recall hosting any Paris review parties. Unless I was too Plowed to recall in reply to hannahtinti 1 week ago
@sampotts oh, china in reply to sampotts 1 week ago
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