IF YOU ARE A FAN OF KNIFE THROWING

and

YOU ALSO WANT TO SEE JONATHAN AMES STABBED WITH A KNIFE

then

THIS EVENT IS NOT FOR YOU

because

THE KNIFE THROWER KNOWN AS “THROWDINI” is “the fastest and most accurate impalement artist” in the world, and so will only be throwing knives NEAR Jonathan Ames,  and not INTO HIM.

BUT IT WILL STILL BE FUN to go and celebrate the release of his new book of essays and stories, including one, called “BORED TO DEATH,” which is being made into an HBO TV show in which I make a small appearance pretending to punch and be punched by Jason Schwartzman.

It’s happening TOMORROW, a Thursday, July 16, at 7PM at Book Court.

THE GREAT “ONE RING ZERO” will also be there, not being hit by knives.

BUT ALAS: I WILL NOT BE THERE. I am still in the Internetless Hills, keeping things SLOW here and BORING on twitter.

IF YOU WANT MORE EXCITING BOREDOM THAN THIS, you can join in on the comments.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE

That is all.