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January 28, 2009

CORALINE

WHAT YOU MAY HAVE HEARD IS TRUE: I portray the voice of the Father and Other Father in the forthcoming movie “Coraline”

I TOOK THIS JOB primarily so that I might sit for hours in a very small room with director Henry Selick, and increase my excuses for having dinner with Neil Gaiman from time to time.

BECAUSE I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH GENIUSES

ONLY NOW, however, two years after I sat in that tiny room, do I realize that THEY ACTUALLY MADE A MOVIE, and it is beautiful and creepy and brilliant.

THAT IS VERY FINE LUCK for me, and also FOR YOU. It opens on February 6. As Bruce Campbell used to say, if you like things that are good, and you want to see more good things in the future, vote with your wallet and buy a ticket.

IT WORKED FOR PAUL BLART: MALL COP!

That is all.

 
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January 18, 2009

I WISH I COULD POST THIS EVERY DAY FOREVER



That is all.

UPDATED: THIS ALSO PROVES we live in astonishing, happy times.

THIS LAND is their land. And I have never felt more optimistic.

THAT IS ALL.

 
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November 25, 2008

A SMALL REQUEST

MR. KEN PLUME, an internet journalist, podcaster, Gervaisian, QI activist, man who would choose to save his own toe over his own finger, and a fond acquaintance, writes with A SMALL REQUEST.

AS THANKSGIVING APPROACHES, I hope you will consider it.

BEGIN QUOTED TEXT:

I’m not really known for my moments of seriousness and personal candor here in cyberspace,  so this missive will come as a bit of a surprise for those who know me well.

Four years ago, right before the holidays, the doctor found a lump in my mother’s breast. After surgery intended to remove the lump discovered deeper penetration, a second operation was scheduled to remove her left breast. It was right after Thanksgiving.

Months of chemotherapy followed, and my mother was given a clean bill and told the cancer was gone. After a few more months of recovery, she began counting the months and years that would bring her to that magic number for cancer survivors – 5 years out. Expecting she was well on her way towards that goal, she had the port that was surgically installed to deliver her chemotherapy removed earlier this year. After all, she was almost 4 years cancer free, with only one year to go.

And then, nearly four years to the day when the original cancer was found, another lump was discovered in her right breast. Surgery was performed, and the biopsy came back positive for cancer.

The bitch was back.

It was also found that the cancer had metastasized. Tests have been performed. Chemotherapy has begun again. Hopes are high that the bitch can be beat back into remission, leaving my mother many, many more years with her husband, children, and grandchildren.

She did it once, and she’ll do it again.

However, I want to keep my mother’s spirits up, and I want to utilize the power of this here internet to whom my livelihood has been intertwined for almost 15 years. And not only am I hoping for the assistance of the thousands of people whom I’ve befriended and worked with in those years, but also the kindness of total strangers.

With that in mind, I’m hoping that whoever reads this post – or has it forwarded to them – will take some of their valuable time and help me keep my mother’s spirits bright and her outlook optimistic.

Over the course of this holiday season, I’m hoping my mother will receive an avalanche of postcards from around the world – fun and funny postcards – with the well wishes of those who send them. Postcards sent by you, the person reading this now.

And, in addition to the postcards – if you have the inclination and means – please take a moment to make a donation to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

Please send your postcards to:

PAT PLUME
808 BARN ST.
JACKSONVILLE, NC 28540

On behalf of myself and my family, I thank you all.

END QUOTED TEXT

Thank you.

THAT IS ALL.

 
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November 10, 2008

STUN GRAVY

I MUST THANK PORTLAND, belatedly, for yet another perfect post-reading meal.

AFTER AN AMAZING EVENING OF LIVE RADIO with Courtnay and all at Live Wire!

(including the great LYNDA BARRY; who, as per Groening, truly is the funk queen of the universe, and simply the best and most loveliest)

ON RODERICK’S EXPERT suggestion, we then proceeded to eat chicken fried steak at Montage, where Steve your bartender was featuring the following alcoholic euphemism:

AT 6 DOLLARS, A BARGAIN

AT 6 DOLLARS, A BARGAIN

IT IS DIFFICULT for me to accept that this was merely a coincidence, but all signs point to “IT WAS” and for that I am grateful.

(FURTHER, I was then informed a mystery woman paid for half our meal. MYSTERY WOMAN, WHO ARE YOU?)

TONIGHT, we are in San Francisco. Though our show at the Herbst is sold out, please join us TOMORROW in Corte Madera at BOOK PASSAGE. We will be singing and talking and then signing in the usual manner. Plus: It’s across from the Chili’s!

ALSO, please note that the admission price for our LA event this Thursday includes A COPY of MY BOOK, which I will sign for you.

That is all.

 
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