AS YOU WILL REMEMBER from the title page of MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE, I am not the ONLY author published by Dutton and Riverhead. I share that distinction with many luminaries, including Darin Strauss, Ken Follett, David Rees, and, of course, THE RZA, author of THE TAO OF WU.

IN FACT, RZA and I not only share an editor, but also a fondness for KICKING THINGS OFF OF JOHN SELLERS‘S HEAD. As you will see from the video below.

I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD for someone to create a song featuring RZA’s version of the SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN theme. IN FACT, I will give a free audiobook and/or paperback to the first person who A) DOES IT and B) DOES THE BEST JOB, ACCORDING TO ME.

MEANWHILE, my question for Sean McDonald of Riverhead books is:

WHY HAVEN’T YOU SIGNED UP RZA’S SIFU FOR A BOOK DEAL?

I HAVE JUST saved publishing.

That is all.

POST SCRIPT: please also note that Ken Folett’s splash page features a photograph of Ian McShane that you MUST SEE.

UPDATED: NOW WITH EVEN MORE RZA: John Sellers gets Rza to confess to GEEKDOM.