I HAD NOT REALIZED IT, but according to the INTERNET:

MR. DICK CAVETT and I have more in common than merely my audioback book.

WITNESS:

THAT IS ALL.

BECAUSE I am a Famous Minor Television Personality, I do not merely use the Internet.

SOMETIMES THE INTERNET COMES DIRECTLY TO MY HOUSE. As you will see below.

I ENJOYED VERY MUCH the visit from Alex and Kevin Internet. You should invite them over!

That is all.

THANK YOU, everyone, for making the TODAY-IN-THE-PAST-CAST the number 2 best “selling” podcast on iTunes, IMPLAUSIBLY ENOUGH.

I AM VERY GRATEFUL.

HOWEVER, I realize that some of you may be saying:

“I LIKE ALL THESE FAKE FACTS, but I am sorry that I cannot pay money for them, and also hear them all at once, FOR HOURS.”

SO I WOULD BE REMISS in not pointing out that the ENTIRETY of “Today In The Past” is also included on the full AUDIOBACK EDITION of the book.

NOT TO MENTION:

MANY MORE FAKE FACTS

INCREDIBLE GUESTS including Coulton! Maddow! F Tompkins! Dick Cavett! Ira Glass! Vowell! Galifianakis! Gervais!

AND YOUR NARRATOR: Paul Rudd.

AND ALSO: 700 mole-man names, recorded before a live studio audience, UNDER THE GROUND.

SERIOUSLY: I am very proud of this effort, and especially the effort of the astonishing actual talents who made it happen, IMPLAUSIBLY ENOUGH.

AND I WOULD BE REMISS in not pointing this out, since some do not seem to believe it.

BUT NOW I WILL SAY NO MORE

That is all.

YOU MAY NOW BEGIN DISMANTLING your tall buildings of paste and papier mache.

IT WAS A LOVELY VISIT with both Lawrence Weschler at the Humanities Festival

AND OF COURSE, the late night Malort club.

I GO TO ANN ARBOR NOW to say hello to the ancient BORDERS #1.

MEANWHILE, I STAND CORRECTED. As per @nickcatal, the photo of me in a viper from my FIRST visit to space is indeed on the Internet.

THAT IS ALL

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT yesterday.

HERE is moving image of me a) drinking Fresca and b) attempting to kick Fresca bottle off of John Sellers’s head,

JUST LIKE MY LABEL-MATE THE RZA DID, except not Fresca, and certainly not WHILE INSIDE A CAR.

That is all.