IF YOU ARE CONCERNED that, by attending tonight’s reading at Barnes and Noble in Union Sq at 7PM, you might miss parts of the BIG BASES-BALL game tonight, fear not.

I WILL BE UPDATING YOU WITH ALL THE SCORES, ball-hittings, man-tagging, camera-striking, advertising, and other play-by-play excitement all night long,

AND MOSTLY BEFORE THE GAME EVEN BEGINS.

MEANWHILE, if you were wondering who took the photo of me holding a skull full of vodka in the back of the new paperback, HIS NAME IS SETH OLENICK.

HE HAS A “tum-blog” with a profane name I cannot print here; but it contains many good photographs of actual comedians, plus one of me, HITTING A CAR IN THE FACE.

That is all.

I WISH TO REMIND YOU, THE INTERNET USERS, that I will be discussing

THE PAPERBACK edition of MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE;

THE AUDIOBACK edition of same;

and demonstrating A COMPLETE, WORKING, THREE PIECE CORDUROY SUIT.

THIS IS FATED TO OCCUR at 7PM at the Barnes and Noble in Union Square,

TO BE FOUND at 33 East 17th Street between Broadway and Park Avenue South, in MANHATTAN, an island off the coast of Brooklyn,

TONIGHT!: WEDNESDAY EVENING.

IF YOU ARE LURKING IN THE BOOKSTORE buying books about child vampires,

I HOPE YOU WILL SAY HELLO.

That is all.

John Hodgman not there, crossing the stage

ARCHIVAL IMAGE COURTESY: Mark_Baratelli