LAST WEEK, YOU MAY RECALL, my post regarding Blade Runner guns and heartwarming letters among and between Adam Savage, Philip K. Dick, and Jeff Walker, was PUNISHED by your kind curiosity, causing this imitation blog to FREQUENTLY FAIL TO IMITATE A BLOG.

I AM NOW PREPARED TO TEST NEW INTERNET TECHNOLOGY that, if all is well, should allow me to actually link to this imitation blog from time to time, and allow you, the HIVE MIND, to swarm all over this amazing, if belated, clip of….

TED LEO AND HIS PHARMACISTS

PLEASE ALERT ME IF YOU CANNOT SEE THIS MESSAGE the moment that you do not see it.

MEANWHILE, MY MANY THANKS AND HELLOS go to the lovely folks in the comments section of March 4, especially Ms. Rachel Walker, who claims to be the daughter of Jeff Walker.

AND I HAVE NO REASON TO DISBELIEVE HER!

THAT IS ALL.

IT JUST OCCURRED to me that SATURNALIA is almost upon us, and I have barely begun my shopping.

AS I HEAD OUT TO THE SATURNALIA COURT at the Mall of America, perhaps you will enjoy this classic holiday tale from MAC AND PC.

ALSO, AS YOU ARE SHOPPING: may I recommend WASHINGTON WALNUTS and BACON SCARVES?

(WHY am I asking you for permission? I TAKE IT BACK.)

SO, whether you like it or not: WASHINGTON WALNUTS and BACON SCARVES.

That is all.

AMELIE, THE HATER, provides this timely bit of tele-arcana from the 1970s:

PLEASE NOTE THE TRUCK DRIVER, who seems to me to be obviously drunk.

That is all.