PER @randazzoj THIS MORNING on Twitter,

EVERY NOW AND THEN, when bones are slow, I require myself to watch these film clips.

HERE IS CLIP ONE

AND HERE IS CLIP “HOMAGE”

THAT IS ALL

SINCE I AM ON VACATION, I have decided to only write the blandest, least witty/interesting/meaningul tweets possible.

That is all.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THE TWITTER microblg, you will note that I was surprised to learn that there shall be a videogame entitled:

THIEF 4

or, as they would like you to spell it: THI4F

or, as I spell it: 437dl4kjgd734tdoli3brl23iuft2i7ft2o387t

THIS IS A FOURQUEL to my favorite videogame from my videogame reviewing days, THIEF: THE DARK PROJECT.

IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS GAME, then enjoy Yahtzee’s perfect and very funny summation below.

LINK COURTESY @jasonoubre, of the HIVE MIND.

That is all.

DAY THREE of reading my book into a microphone (OR TRICKING OTHER PEOPLE INTO DOING SO) is now complete.

MORE DAYS OF SAME to come, but it has been a delightful thrill so far. A THRILL CONTAINED IN A VERY SMALL, HOT, AIRLESS ROOM so that the thrill cannot escape.

YESTERDAY I WORE A TUXEDO in the booth, and I did my imitation of a ukulele-ist as well. I regret there are no photos of this, though plenty others exist.

BUT LET ME PAUSE NOW and say:

FRIENDS, IF YOU SUFFER FROM POOR MOOD AND ILL CONFIDENCE, you could do worse than walk around in a tuxedo with a UKULELE. It is a marvelous combination, which I dubbed on Twitter the TUXUKE, until enough members of the twitter HIVE MIND pointed out that that sounds like some sort of Japanese tuxedo/ukulele porn.

IT MADE ME RECALL that I don’t recall if Dent May rocked the full TUXULELE when we both appeared at the great THACKER MOUNTAIN RADIO in Oxford, MS last fall. But he clearly does own a tuxedo, as THIS EMBEDDED MEDIA will prove.

THAT IS ALL.

AND HELLO everyone from Waxy

That is all.