MISTRESS OF SPAMASTERPIECE THEATER and all around PLATINUM-HEARTED HUMAN, Xeni Jardin visits Jordan! Jesse! GO!

LET’S GO

The Sound of Young America

That is all.

OH UNION SQUAREIANS, undivided, equal sided, I THANK YOU.

IT WAS A DELIGHT to meet you at last night’s reading.

AND I AM EVER GRATEFUL to be your bases-ball pre-game show.

That is all.

HELLO, I’M JOHN HODGMAN.

DO YOU EVER NEED LUCHA LIBRE MASKS in an incredible hurry?

IF YOU’RE LIKE ME, the answer is:

YES! YES! WHAT IS YOUR POINT? WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG TO ANSWER?!!

WELL: I am here to tell you then that I cannot recommend CORAZON highly enough–for all of your incredibly rapid lucha libre mask needs.

THEY DID NOT LET SUPERBARRIO DOWN. They will not let you down.

That is all.

HERE IS THE GREAT JOSH LIEB, co-exec-producer of “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart,” sitting in front of nothingness, discussing his new book.

JOSH TRULY IS a Genius of Unspeakable Evil, but I have this question.

WHERE IS HIS ORANGE SWEATER? He wears it every day in the office. But now a button down shirt?

DUDE is throwing his whole BRAND away.

JOSH: please send in a picture or 7 of you in your orange sweater.

That is all.

TONIGHT THERE SHALL BE A MEETING OF EXPERTS

WHEN JOHN HODGMAN meets David “David Javerbaum” Javerbaum, mad genius of the DAILY SHOW and author of
What to Expect When You’re Expected A Fetus’s Guide to the First Three Trimesters

…at a bookstore, and then they talk.

HERE IS THE BOOKSTORE

TRIBECA BARNES AND NOBLE

97 Warren Street
New York, NY 10007

7PM, FREE AS AIR

(please note, air in Tribeca now costs 15 cents)

AS ALWAYS, YOU CAN SEE DETAILS FOR ALL UPCOMING EVENTS BY CLICKING ON THEM IN THE BOX TO THE RIGHT.

That is all.