http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com Pertaining to "MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE," a further compendium of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE, and its author. That is all. Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:19:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I RECEIVED AN E-MAIL this morning in which the television personality ADAM SAVAGE traced the provenance of his home-made Blade Runner gun. COURTESY HIM, here is the original "hero" gun. AND HERE IS the astonishing replica he made himself. CAN YOU SPOT THE THREE DIFFERENCES? I doubt you can.* WHILE READING ABOUT the hero ... http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/03/it-will-prove-invincible/ IT IS FOR ONE REASON ONLY: because Paul F. Tompkins needs 300 of you to fight Persia to make comedy, AND HE IS USING FACEBOOK to recruit you, city by city, not just to ATTEND one of his FAMOUS COMEDIAN SHOWS... but also, in effect, by VOLUNTARY ACTION and EARLY COMMITMENT... TO ... http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/03/why-i-re-activated-my-facebook-account/ I DIDN'T KNOW A YOUNG DAVID REES attended Hogwarts. BUT PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE from the chamber of secrets says: IT IS SO. That is all. http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/02/i-didnt-know-that-david-rees-attended-hogwarts/ MISTRESS OF SPAMASTERPIECE THEATER and all around PLATINUM-HEARTED HUMAN, Xeni Jardin visits Jordan! Jesse! GO! LET'S GO The Sound of Young America That is all. http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/02/youngamerican-jordan_morris-xenijardin-proceed/ ATTN: PEOPLE OF MILWAUKEE I SO VERY RARELY GET TO TYPE THOSE WORDS, but I am glad to do so now, because the Internet has told me: THE COMEDIAN PATRICK BORELLI is in your city TONIGHT. SPECIFICALLY, he will be presenting his lovingly curated collection of HORRIBLE BOOK COVERS, using slide projection and ... http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/02/attention-milwaukeeans/ AS YOU PEOPLE ARE INTERNET USERS, perhaps you also enjoy the FULLY WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY KNOWN AS RADIO? IF SO, then allow me to recommend THE BEST SHOW ON WFMU. EVERY TUESDAY EVENING, from 8-11, Tom Scharpling is besieged by a rogue's gallery of strange friends and stranger callers. They try his patience, stoke ... http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/02/happy-best-day/ GOOD-BYE and safe travels, Timothy McSweeney. That is all. http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/02/good-bye-mcsweeney/ I CANNOT EXPRESS my happiness for Henry Selick, Neil Gaiman, and all the crazy tiny-sweater-knitters and miniature-rat-wranglers, regarding the Oscar nomination of the film, CORALINE. I HOPE THE ACADEMY LIKES CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA, because they are going to be getting a lot of it from me in a shameless attempt to ... http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/02/coraline-and-the-oscars-a-travesty/ PERHAPS YOU KNOW THAT I will be traveling tomorrow to implausible city of San Francisco to take part in the SF SKETCHFEST. I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE. SPECIFICALLY, I will attempt to see you at these locations: ON SATURDAY, at 2PM, at Cobb's Comedy Club, where I will once again be having ... http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/01/mazes-and-monsters-and-san-francisco/ I HAVE BEEN AWAY FROM THIS IMITATION BLOG FOR SO LONG, I feel like I am part of a one-year-later storyline. I SHALL RETURN TOMORROW with links to things of interest, including the upcoming SF SKETCHFEST. AND FOR NOW, you will just have to live with the mystery of why ... http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/2010/01/i-have-been-away-so-long/