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June 28, 2009

THE TRUTH IS: I SHALL BE AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS

…AND LARGELY INTERNETLESS. In the meantime, here is the US trailer for THE INVENTION OF LYING, a Gervais/Robinson joint.

I INVADED THE SET OF THIS FILM FOR ONE WARM DAY about a year ago, and I wore a black suit. Other than this, I am not allowed to say.

ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS ENCOUNTER, co-writer/co-director Matthew Robinson and I went to see INDIANA JONES AND THE LEGEND OF CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA or whatever it was.

EVEN SO: IT WAS AN AMAZING DAY, and you will enjoy this brilliant film.

THAT IS ALL.

 
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June 25, 2009

THE MELDING HAS BEGUN

AS IT WAS PREDICTED IN THE SCROLLS OF PYTHIA, the geek/jock melding has begun,

COURTESY BETHLEHEM SHOALS and, impossibly, The Sporting News.

BEGIN QUOTED TEXT

“Shaq, still one of the league’s biggest names, joining forces with LeBron James in a meeting worthy of Marvel Team-Up. And, not to get all John Hodgman on you, but that’s not necessarily a good thing. Yes, it’s two forces of nature, larger-than-life characters, improbably huge talents put together on the same time-space plane and, for these purposes, wearing same color jerseys. But like Marvel Team-Up, it’s fleeting, a fantasy, and could have very little bearing on the future…”

END QUOTED TEXT

WHILE THE PERSONAL MENTION is nice, what I really wish to draw your attention to is the incredibly apt Marvel Team-Up metaphor.

MEANWHILE: “SHAQ” AND “LEBRON JAMES” are sports players, FYI.

That is all

 
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June 24, 2009

MACARONI GETS CONSUMED

IMITATION BLOGGING WILL BE BRIEF and even more ersatz than usual for a few days, as I am in Philadelphia filming a small part in a talkie.

MEANWHILE, JOHN RODERICK discusses his process. What a smart and gracious sasquatch is he!

That is all.

 
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June 22, 2009

I WAS JUST ON THE RADIO

GOOD MORNING and

THANK YOU, everyone, for your kind words regarding my remarks to the world press and the President of the United States last Friday.

YOUR THOUGHTFUL COMMENTS have emboldened me to believe: IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. (And please stay tuned for some footnotes on the illustrations)

I WAS JUST ON the great WNYC show The Takeaway discussing it, and because radio is fast, and I am slow, I was left with a bunch of notes for things I did not have time to say.

BUT BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET, which offers no such sensible restraints, I share it with you here.

ON THE SUBJECT OF JOCK v. NERD, look: I don’t want to make too much of this.

OF COURSE I was being somewhat reductive for the sake of comedy.

BUT ESSENTIALLY I was talking about a difference of philosophy that sort of begins in high school, around the time most people are exposed to team sports and math, and they choose a path.

JOCKISM IS NOT ABOUT ATHLETICS per se. It’s a philosophy–of certainty vs. endless nerdish questioning; of happy conformity, vs. nerdish loner ostracisim. Jockism is suspicious of complexity, because that’s how you lose games. It’s more comfortable with what it can see, touch, feel, punch.

JOCKISM is actually a great way to win a sports game or a ground war. But, gratefully, in this country at least that’s not what most adults ever have to do in their lives.

NERDISM conveys a certain comfort with technology, a certain faith in science to be sure, but also, it builds its teams around abstractions, ideas, weird enthusiasms. From Battlestar Galactica to cosplay to steampunk; from spirit photography to antique cocktails; from political news to even sports*, paradoxically, and, as well, the idea of free and fair elections in Iran.

AND AS THE INTERNET is the greatest idea propagation engine ever invented, It’s no surprise that global geekism is on the rise

I SAID ON FRIDAY HOW CURIOUS it was that the fate of the protesters in Iran is so strangely entwined with the sleep schedule of the geeks maintaining the servers at twitter and YouTube.

THAT THE PROTESTERS’ STRUGGLE IS VISIBLE, on a granular, person by person level, gives those protesters crucial optimism that their efforts are not wasted; and it gives we viewers a new window upon a remote land and culture.

AND WHAT ME MOSTLY SEE is similarity.

YOUNG PEOPLE, CLOSER TO US in wardrobe, vision, and optimism, than we might have thought. And though great divides may yet separate us, the protesters are similar in at least one way: they all use the internet. And not in the insidious, demonizing way we were warned of, to recruit terrorists and plan attacks on civilians. But in the most geekish way: to subvert authority with an idea.

WHEN IT HAS COME to democratizing the Middle-East, we’ve now witnessed two different approaches.

ONE, INCREDIBLY JOCKISH: an invasion, a top-down imposition of a new kind of order.

THE OTHER, IS DIFFUSED, SPONTANEOUS, founded on ideas and spread by technology. If the protesters in Iran have never heard of Doctor Who, their efforts now are undeniably geekish.**

WE’LL SEE which effort is more successful. And I mean this truly, for it is the essence of geek to admit: I do not know.

WE’LL SEE.

That is all.

*(AS I’VE MENTIONED BEFORE, Any fantasy baseballist has more in common with someone who dresses as an orc on weekends than an actual athlete, because they are analyzing and processing massive data, and communicating with unknown others on the web.)

** WHICH IS NOT TO SAY that they won’t need to organize some jockish kick-ass conformity before it’s all done.

UPDATED to clean up some very embarrassing typos and, as per the comments, to spell out DOCTOR in Doctor Who.

 
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June 16, 2009

I MAY NOW TELL YOU

AFTER SOME TIME OF suffering through the anxious nausea alone, I may now tell you:

I WILL BE SPEAKING at the upcoming Radio and Television Correspondents’ Dinner.

AS OF THIS WRITING, I am scheduled to speak after the President of the United States (Barack Obama)

WHICH MAKES SENSE, as I am the most dynamic public speaker of our times.

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SERVING FOR DINNER, but I will tell you.

THAT IS ALL.

 
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